I've been tagged by Mel, which means that you all (by all I mean the 3 people who read my blog) get to read 6 oddball facts about me and thus receive a small glimpse of my quirky nature.
1. Every night, almost without fail, I have really ridiculous dreams. I can almost always pin them to conversations or events that have happened the day before. Last night I had a dream that I was in Mexico at a Nacho stand where a shirtless boy was serving me custom nachos with olives and extra fresh squeezed limes on top. The olives kept falling through the bottom of the thatched bowl. The whole dream likely stemmed from the in depth research Ryan and I did into the calorie count of a new nacho plate at Taco Bell. (ask me about the green hanger, I'll laugh so hard I cry)
2. I'm super afraid of balloons. When I was in 3rd grade I went to a birthday party and participated in a relay race. My leg of the race required me to run to the other end of the yard and sit on a balloon until it popped. Instead I did a half squat and cried hysterically... my team lost.
3. I hate having my belly button touched. Even the mental image of (or blogging about) a finger in my belly button makes me want to gag. It makes me think of umbilical cords and abortions, both of which I cannot stomach. When I have a kid I'm closing my eyes until the cord is gone, I'd feel really bad if I puked on my baby.
4. I love lists. I am so scatter-brained and they make me feel a bit sorted. I have lists for everything. Lists of things to write. Lists of authors I like. Lists of things to do. Lists of quotes. Lists of goals. Lists of qualities I want in a relationship. Lists and lists and lists, most of which are saved on my computer in a folder labeled "lists," which is quite full and might soon require a subfolder.
5. I can't stand meatloaf. I don't know that anything else needs to be said about that because, well, it's meatloaf. Yuck.
6. I don't watch TV. Unlike most people who say they don't watch TV, I REALLY don't watch TV. The closest I get is my Sex and the City dvds, which is a show I started watching while working at Conroys, well after the show was off the air. Contrary to TV, I regularly watch waaaaay too many YouTube videos. In fact, here's one of my favorites.
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008Posted by Ahhh! Shley at 10:39 AM 0 comments
Eye Candy
Saturday, December 13, 2008Posted by Ahhh! Shley at 5:03 PM 2 comments
On the Heels of Discovery
Tuesday, December 9, 2008The following is a photo project I did with a piece I wrote. The idea was to take a small portion of a piece and take it outside the confines of the medium (paper). The photos are not in order of the stanzas. Also, please forgive the horrible photo editing, consider the cause my and iphotos combined lack of skills.
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There's a Theorem that Says:
Tuesday, December 2, 2008There's a theorem that says:
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The Dawn of a New Era...
So we all know I'm not in Kansas anymore... or London, as the case may be (mere semantics). So I've finally decided what I'm going to do with this here blog, aside from the obvious occasional updates on pivotal moments in my life. This includes, but is not limited to: sweet trips I intend on taking, embarrassing moments that will inevitably occur at various points in my future, and important meals I may consume (because let's not kid ourselves about the importance of food in my life). Oh, and when, by a miracle of God, I graduate from college, you'll all hear something about that too.
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I Run Like A Girl
Tuesday, October 21, 2008So this is me pointing to my name on the wall, I'm ALMOST tall enough to reach it!
Me crossing the finish line in the gray, don't I look happy?
And me after the race... eating.
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Coming Home Again
Friday, July 11, 2008And so the end is upon me, at least for now. At the moment I'm sitting in a coffee shop in London (not ideal for my last day here, but if you could feel how heavy my backpack is you'd understand why I'm being stationary). Paul's cousin Matt is coming to meet me when he gets off work and then we'll meet up with Chris and Cat at his place so that I can shower and change into an outfit that I HAVEN'T been wearing over and over for the last month. After that we're meeting up with Paula and some other Wood Greeners for my last supper at Wagamama's in Covent Garden followed, hopefully, by Ben's Cookies and perhaps a bit of dancing at KoKo as long as Chris is up for it. Otherwise, perhaps we'll just have drinks at Punch and Judy's and watch the street performers from a safe enough distance so as not to feel obligated to give money.
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Why do you call pork pigs?
Saturday, June 14, 2008After that we went to a local bar that Michael promised had "odd" people, he was right, we sat next to a group of garbage collectors still wearing their bright orange uniforms (mind you it's about 11 at night) and this guy Arnold starts talking to us about Fraternities (but I should be saying thanks Arnold, because he paid for all our drinks), and then there was a guy behind Liz who was really old and asleep in the corner. We moved on to a club that was playing nothing but Austrian music, which to me was so much better than your average pop club because I can find one of those anywhere. There was a conga line during one song, it was quite funny. Before catching the bus the next day I walked to the palace, which is modeled after Versailles, it's beautiful, I wish I'd have had more time to wander but I was in a bit of a hurry. That's where the Austrian Zoo is where there's a baby panda. The maze was so tempting but I knew better than to go get myself lost right before I was supposed to head to Prague.
This picture is of me on top of the Supreme Court building overlooking the city.
Once we got to Prague and found Hamilton, my elementary school friend who offered us a place to stay, we got ready and decided to go out. Before we went out we got some Bekerovka, which is a popular Czech liquor and had some drinks at the house. Then Ham's friend came over and we all went out to a couple different clubs where his friend was djing. It was such a fun night! The next day Ham took us across the Charles Bridge and showed us the Lennon Wall, which is a tribute to John Lennon (and is also the wall I'm standing in front of in the picture below)
After the Lennon Wall Ham had to leave us to go meet his new roommates while we wandered the city for the day. Dre went to a museum while Liz and I opted to relax at the top of one of the parks near the castle. Prague is a very hilly city so once we got to the top we had a great view. Liz opted out of climbing the abundance of steps it took to get to the palace once we got down so I made the trek alone before meeting up with them at the Charles Bridge, it was beautiful inside! We then went to meet Ham and headed to the beer garden, which is an outdoor area in the middle of a park on the opposite side of the city from where we'd been all day. By the time we got there we were so pooped from having 4 late nights in a row and a whole lot of sight seeing (plus my allergies don't agree with Prague AT ALL and I was about ready to flood the park with my snot) so we grabbed the keys from Ham like big party poopers and attempted to find our way home. Now in saying attempted I don't mean that we got lost, rather that it was just ridiculously far from where we were and probably took close to an hour to walk to. I was so hungry so I stopped at a mexican restaurant (I realized all too late that it was the last place likely to have food before we got home and it ended up being really expensive, but I had no other options). It had started to rain, which was weird because it was such a beautiful and hot day up until that point. Once inside the restaurant we looked outside and it was literally pouring rain, luckily we were right around the corner from Ham's place and Liz and I spent the rest of the night in. Dre, at this point, went to a friend's place who was also studying in Prague and we didn't see him until the train back to Salzburg.
At this point Kyle should be arriving in about 45 minutes, I can't wait for all of our traveling, if any of it is even remotely as wonderful as Austria was then I think we're all in for a treat. First stop is a day trip to Cardiff (a 3 hour bus ride that equates to $10 each way, AMAZING!) on Wednesday. Then next Sunday we're off to Edinburgh, Stockholm, Rome, Venice, Chinque Terre, Zermatt, Cologne, Amsterdam and then I'll have one night in London before coming home. I figured I'd write in the itinerary here in case this is my last blog before I head out. 28 days until I come home, crazy isn't it?! See you all soon!
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Markets, Meridians and Mayhem
Monday, June 2, 2008That night we put on our cocktail dresses and jumped on the tube for the last Circle Line Party ever. As of June 1, 2008 alcohol is banned on all of London's public transport so we made sure we were there to make history (or something like that). The party was mainly organized through Facebook and had over 9,000 Londoners attending (I reckon there were far more than that). At 9pm Liz and I got to Liverpool Street Station right onto the platform where everyone was geared up to party on the tube. Officers had closed off the station by 9:20 and were not letting people onto the platform. We hopped on the next train and wandered through the madness trying to find fun people to hang out with. (Side note: When we got on the tube at Wood Green we assumed the people in cocktail outfits were going to the same place as us so we went to sit with them, turns out they weren't but they're the most lovely people and they live in Wood Green! We exchanged information with one of the girls so I may have new friends as more and more people go home before me) Not long after we switched cars Liz and I got separated, right before Kensington (I think it was Kensington) we got stuck in the tunnel for over a half hour with SO many people and it was super sweaty and gross, I stood on one of the chairs to see if I could see Liz but no luck. Little did I know she had gotten off already and onto another tube car, so to her good fortune she missed being stuck. I had met a nice group of guys who were turning football cheers into Anti-Boris songs (Booooooris Johnson, he's a wanker, what a wanker... etc.) Good fun, although at one point we thought that a guy in very close proximity to us was going to puke all over the place and considering our current stationary position we were really dreading such an event. Luckily he kept it together for us all, thanks bud.
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Now it's time to say goodbye...
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Apollo 13 to Earth...
Sunday, May 18, 2008This is the view from our hostel window, the hostel was actually one of the best I've stayed in. The beds were comfortable, the internet was cheap, it was very secure, clean and in a very central location. I was pleased. There are those XXX EVERYWHERE. They're on the drains, on flags, on benches, it made me giggle a lot.
A lot of our time was spent just walking around in awe of what we were seeing/hearing. The things that the club owners of some of the sex shows were yelling, well, whatever they could to get people to come inside, good example: "Half price for the short one." Hilarious, and that was the clean one. This is me in the middle of the Red Light District in the evening. Of course, you can't take pictures of the "working women" but we got several pictures that were almost as good. That light up elephant in the background of my picture is supposed to be some really famous sex show, but I'm not really sure how significant it is to be considered a famous sex show.
There are these little cages on the sides of the street that are for men to pee in. The thing is, it pretty much just goes from knees to chest and it's just a little metal ring to walk around so you inevitably end up feeling like you've watched the whole world pee. Awkward. We did a lot of bar hopping and actually witnessed several men from afar negotiating with the ladies and going inside, that was an I Spy game that didn't get old.
Riding an overnight bus is an adventure in itself. On the way there Liz and I got stuck in front of a fat lady with a bad foot who kept complaining that our seats were too far back, except that our seats were broken and sort of fell back on their own. Later in the journey she was telling her son to kick the back of Liz's chair (something you just don't do), and she flipped. It was hilarious watching her yell at a woman who speaks very little English and then yelling at surrounding people to ask them to tell her that her chair moves by itself. Amazing. On the way back I slept almost the whole way, which was a stark contrast to the way there. I did have a really tiny woman sit behind me who said I was cramping her, which is crap because she didn't even have anyone next to her.
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I hate kids... Like that
Tuesday, May 13, 2008Once we got back from wings I had the pleasure of shaving Chris's head into what can likely be known as the shortest lived mohawk in history. We've been planning on doing so for a while and finally, on the eve of his friends arrival, we took the plunge. I woke up the next morning to find him near bald since he shaved it off after I left his room that night. Pity... it was amazing.
Friday Erica and I went shopping (dress specific) while Paul went with Liz to the National Portrait Gallery. Erica and I had a fine time eating the European equivalent to Chipotle (the owner is from Santa Barbara) and successfully finding what we went looking for. We had plans to go to Fabric, supposedly the loudest club in London, that night so we wanted something to wear... such girls! We had a great time at Fabric, though Tommy had already moved on with his travels everyone else's friends were there to enjoy and it was wonderful... except the getting home part. Usually we frequent certain clubs or areas which means we know how to get home... Fabric is not in one of those areas. Though we ended up leaving in three separate groups, we all got home safe.
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Frolicking about in our summer skin
Wednesday, May 7, 2008...at this point Andreas and I decided to share my ipod and show everyone what we're made of (which, turns out, consists of singing a healthy mixture of the Newsies, Wicked, and Disney soundtracks). I also reinstated my tan lines, but just barely. Liz was partially absent for this because she needed to go back to the main land for some bread (Trent Park doesn't have a Liz friendly menu as they do not sell plain loafs), and, it turns out, a package of razors. Fortunately, I was nice and did not put up the picture of Erica dry shaving her legs in the middle of the grass.
At approximately 4:03pm we headed for the first engagement of the afternoon, the English Department party. The goodies table looked something like this...
A healthy variety of alcohol... white wine, rose wine, red wine, and PEANUTS! Plus chips and a whole slue of candy bars. We had some wine, played a little game we like to call "Doctor Reflex," (that's a lie, it didn't have a name) which is basically just hitting each other in the knees and laughing when our legs jump... classy. Paul and I walked out on to the balcony and played with the cutest little girl, she was dancing and singing Dora for us while we looked at the amazing view. After that we went to the study abroad party where they set up beer pong (Paul and I lost to Liz and Andreas... go figure) and I talked to a girl for a bit about grad school possibilities. Liz, Erica and I took a walk back out to the lake and then Liz and I decided to leave to go home. We met everyone for chinese but Paul and I weren't feeling it so we got kebabs (or in my case, hummus and pita) and came home to watch Sex and the City before we went to pick up the first of this weeks many house guests, his friend Tommy.
Here is the very par milkshake that Erica and I shared. The weather is gorgeous again today, and should last all week. Paul gets here this afternoon and then we are off to our friend Ryan's birthday celebration tonight. I'm so happy it's summer!!!
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What's the definition of Juxtaposition?
Monday, April 28, 2008At the moment life is much more boring than "business as usual." I've been stuck inside the past week writing papers (or rather, doing the preliminary sit-in-front-of-my-computer-and-get-distracted ritual that I go through for about a week before my mind is ready to do any actual work). My papers are due the 6th so now I've actually got to do something about it. However, not before I write this exceedingly boring little update.
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Half the clothes and twice the cash
Saturday, April 19, 2008Last week my parents were here. It was really great to see and spend time with them and finally share my life here with someone from back home. We did a lot of walking (far more than they anticipated) and I am happy to say that both they and I got to see a lot of great stuff. After picking them up from the airport and having their first (very long) tube experience, we got them checked in, went to Pret for some sandwiches and wandered the city. Their hotel was right by Green Park, which connects to Buckingham Palace, so we went there, then through St. James Park and saw the Horse Guard Quarters, Westminster Abbey, Parliament and Big Ben, and then walked into Trafalgar Square to find a pub. This was at about, well, it was before dusk anyway. So we go in and get drinks, sit down and a very nice, very drunk man starts talking to us, particularly to my mother about the US and shepherds pie, at one point we thought he was actually going to order her one. That night we ate at Wagamama's and then went down the street to meet some of my friends at the Sports Cafe because Thursdays are £3 wing night (20 of them!). They got to meet Liz, Paul, Chris and Ben before they knocked out for the evening.
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Merci. De Nada.
Thursday, April 3, 2008The back of Jenni in front of Da Vinci's country home. There were children everywhere screaming like banshees... grrr.
The Chateau Royal D'Amboise. This is where my attention span failed me, I blame the weather...
One of the town squares in Tours where we had most of our evening meals. It seemed that most of the young people were here either in the restaurants or bars so it was a great place to be and the building were so neat! You can't really see, but just to the left there was a really neat black building in the corner of the square, very cool.
My snobby-flared-nostril-wine-tasting face. Too bad we weren't ACTUALLY wine tasting. :)
These are some beautiful tulips outside the Chateau Saumur, they were such a vibrant red and looked wonderful surrounding the grey stones of the chateau walls.
My favorite, Chateau Villandry, none of my pictures even do this place justice. It's not fair that not everyone gets to see a place like this, I was in absolute awe.
The Chateau D'Azay Le Rideau. Also wonderful. The ceilings above the staircases had faces carved into it... creepy.
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Woop-Gobbles
Wednesday, March 26, 2008This picture is Lincoln's Inn... originally we thought it was a church but there is a church for the members of Lincoln's Inn behind me. In the past most of the barristers (lawyers) lived inside the building so there was a church down the street that they could go to.
We came back from our day out and got ready for Liz's 20th birthday party. We had SUCH a good time!!! We bought her a cake and sang happy birthday in the kitchen before heading to the Absolut Icebar. The entire bar is made of ice, the cups are ice, the walls, everything. You wear these amazing ponchos inside and you're only allowed to stay inside for so long because of the temperature (surprisingly it didn't FEEL that cold... unless you're an idiot like me and don't realize that there are gloves attached to the poncho so you try to keep hold of your ice drink barehanded... stupid). Here is Chris and I being excited about our Absolut drinks.
We then went to a bar called Candy Bar before heading to the Roxy, where we spent the rest of our night dancing away. Here's a picture of "the gold team" doing what we do best: acting ridiculous.
Today was a nothing day, I read a lot, got my FAFSA stuff done with dad and, most exciting of all, booked a 7 night cruise to Greece for May!!! Paul is going to fly out and go with me and I'm SO excited to see him! Liz and Erica also booked a room, it was only $150 a person. Basically it's more of a traveling hotel than a cruise in that food and housekeeping are not included. However, the ship docks every day around 9am and doesn't leave until somewhere between 2 and 4am the next day so you essentially have the freedom to do as you will everywhere you go... I anticipate it being a fabulous trip, we see a different island every day! Plus, we're going to fly to Athens a night or two before the cruise leaves so that we can see the mainland. Other than that, Jenni and I leave for the Loire Valley on Monday and in the meantime I'm enjoying exploring London and reading at my leisure! Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter!!!
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